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wibblywobblytimeywimeyfrances:

You read 709 words per minute.

That makes you 184% faster than the national average.

I’m not surprised.

HOLY CRAP FRANCES.

Though I guess I’m not surprised about that, either.

Mine:

You read 455 words per minute.
That makes you 82% faster than the national average.

You read 1,000 words per minute.
That makes you 300% faster than the national average.

oop

You read 658 words per minute.
That makes you 163% faster than the national average.

ok

You read 449 words per minute.

That makes you 80% faster than the national average

You read 747 words per minute.
That makes you 199% faster than the national average.

Totally not surprised.  I got a passage from Alice in Wonderland!

I read 759 words per minute. That makes me 204% faster than the national average. I scored a little bit lower than high-scoring college students. If I maintained this speed, I could read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy in 12 hours in 54 minutes, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by JK Rowling in 1 hour and 41 minutes (which I have, jussayin’), The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien in 10 hours and 30 minutes, Catch-22 by Joseph Keller in 3 hours and 50 minutes, Nineteen Eight-Four by George Orwell in 1 hour and 57 minutes, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand in 6 hours and 51 minutes, The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck in 3 hours and 43 minutes, Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper in 3 hours and 12 minutes, A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens in 2 hours and 58 minutes, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain in 2 hours and 24 minutes, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte in 2 hours and 22 minutes, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee in 2 hours and 11 minutes, The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger in 1 hour and 37 minutes (that one took me 4 hours because it was so goddamn boring), The Color Purple by Alice Walker in 1 hour and 28 minutes, All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Remarque in 1 hour and 22 minutes, Lord of the Flies by William Golding in 1 hour and 19 minutes, Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut in 1 hour and 5 minutes, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll in 35 minutes, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L Frank Baum in 52 minutes (that’s about what it took me, yeah), The War of the Worlds by HG Wells in 1 hour and 20 minutes, and the Bible in 17 hours and 5 minutes (that took me 362 days, actually). 

That was fascinating.

 I read faster than the average college student and I’m only in 7th grade

So apparently I read at a level slower than an eighth grader does.

Fuck you I’m brilliant. 

this test is complete bullshit. what allows you to read speed is your ability to store context. giving me one sheet from one book and then asking me 3 questions on it will always result in low scores. give me a book, lock me in a room, and then let me out when im done. i think ill excel in that test.

445 WPM

82percentile

437 words per minute

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Dona eis requiem

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